So there was this Irishman applied for a job as a labourer on a construction site in Liverpool.
The foreman looked him over and asked him, “Can you brew tea?”
The Irishman replied, “To be sure, yes I can brew tea”.
“Good, good”, the foreman said. “Can you drive a fork lift truck?”
The Irishman looked at him oddly and said, “Just how bloody big is this teapot?”
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