An Irishman went for a job as a labourer on a building site.
The foreman asked him, “Can you brew tea?”
The Irishman replied, “Yes, I can brew tea”.
“Good”, the foreman said. “Can you drive a fork lift?”
The Irishman looked at him and said, “Just how bloody big is the teapot?”
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