A man walked into the lingerie department of a large department store, timidly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I would like to buy a bra for my wife” ‘
‘”What type of bra did you have in mind?” asked the clerk.
“Type?” the man replied, now even more confused, “There’s more than one type?”
‘”Look around the shop”, said the sales clerk, as she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
“Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from”, she said, trying to alieve the confusion.
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The sales clerk replied, “Well, there are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?”
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The sales lady responded, “It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, rhe Salvation Army bra lifts the fallen and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright.
“What about the Baptist bra?” the man asked her.
The sales girl replied, “The Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills”.
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