A married man thought he would give his wife a lovely birthday surprise by buying a bra for her.
He entered a “ladies” shop, and was rather intimidated by the sight of all the lingerie around him, but a pretty young sales girl took charge to help him.
“What colour bra do you think she would like?” the pretty young sales girl asked.
He settled for white.
“How much does does that cost?” he asked, when the sales girl showed him one of their new range of white bras.
“Twenty-four dollars” she said.
“Expensive, but ok,” the man thought.
All that remained was the size, but he hadn’t the faintest idea what size his wife’s breasts were.
“Now sir, are they the size a pair of melons? Coconuts? Grape fruits? Oranges?” the sales girl asked him.
“Oh no,” he said, “they are nothing like that.”
“Come on, sir, think. There must be something your wife’s bust resembles.”
The man thought long and hard and then looked up and said, “Have you ever seen a Spaniel’s ears?”
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