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Bunk Beds

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Rick was nearing the end of his senior year in high school, but unfortunately, like many other teenagers with siblings, he still had to share a bedroom which had bunk beds in it with his younger brother, who was only 9 years old.

One night, with nowhere else to go, he decided to bring his girlfriend home for a little “fun”.

Rick checked that his little brother was already asleep on the lower bunk, before he and his girlfriend climbed up to the top bunk, where as you might expect things started to heat up, just a bit.

After a while, things started to get serious, when Rick suddenly remembered that his little brother was sleeping in the bunk below them.

So he told his girlfriend to whisper “lettuce” if she wanted him to do it harder and “tomato” if she wanted a new position.

“Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!!” she screamed.

“Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can’t get pregnant!”

Just then the little brother shouted up, “Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You’re getting MAYONNAISE all over my face!”

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