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Bumpy Flight

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A little guy gets on board his flight and sits on a seat next to the window.

A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him on the airplane and immediately falls asleep.

After a while, the flight starts to get a bit bumpy as they fly through some turbulent air, and little guy starts to feel a little airsick.

He thinks that maybe he should make his way to the bathroom, just in case, but he is afraid to wake the big guy up to ask him to move.

He knows he can’t climb over him, and so the little guy just sits there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.

Suddenly, the plane hits a large air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy.

He can’t hold it in any longer and pukes all over the big guy’s chest.

About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.

With a bit of quick thinking, the little guy turns to the big guy and says, “So, are you feeling better now?”

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