Giving an elderley man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked, “Do you play hockey?”

“No” said the man.

“Do you play soccer?” said the doctor.

“No” the man said.

“Do you play any other physical sport?” asked the doctor, curious to know how what caused the bruises.

“Not at all” said the man, “I just play bridge with my wife.”

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