Giving an elderly man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked, “Do you play hockey?”
“No” said the man.
“Do you play soccer?” said the doctor.
“No” the man said.
“Do you play any other physical sport?” asked the doctor, curious to know how what caused the bruises.
“Not at all” said the man, “I just play bridge with my wife.”
Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/thirteenofclubs/5220240420
Income from the paid links below helps us to cover our operating costs.
One day, a police car pulled up to Grandmas house and Grandpa got out of it. The police officer explained that this […]
Here’s a lovely story for you about an old couple and Viagra. One morning, an old man of 87 got up out […]
An elderly man had owned a large farm in Louisiana for several years. Becoming a farmer was something that he had wanted […]
“How was your golf game, dear?” Tracy asked her husband Jack who was seventy five years old. “Well, I was hitting the […]
Giving an elderly man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked, “Do you play hockey?”
