There was an old lady who lived on the third floor of a boarding house. One day she fell over and ended up with a broken leg.
As the doctor put a cast on her leg, he warned her not to climb any stairs for a while.
He told her to come back and see him in several months when her broken leg had healed.
So, several months later the old lady came back to the doctor, who removed the cast from her leg.
“Can I climb stairs now?” asked the little old lady.
“Yes,” the doctor replied.
“Thank goodness!” she said. “I’m sick and tired of shinnying up and down that drainpipe!”
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