Paddy saw his friend Murphy sitting in a pub and looking really distressed, so he went over and asked him what the problem was.
Murphy replied, “My wife has gone and enrolled me in a bridge club.”
“That doesn’t sound so bad to me” said Paddy, “so why are you all upset about it?”
Murphy replied, “I didn’t think it was so bad either, until I found I’m scheduled to jump off next Tuesday.”
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