On Thanksgiving Day everyone thinks of Turkey. When I think of Turkey I think of Breasts!
The turkey breast is the best part of the bird after all, it’s juicy and succulent, don’t you agree? You have to admit, a nice juicy breast is a thing of joy. Or are you more into legs and a bit of dark meat?
I guess we have better not go down that route, so on that note, here are some clever ways to depict different types of breasts using Smilies.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Perfect breasts
(o)(o)
Fake silicone breasts
( + )( + )
Perky breasts
(*)(*)
Big nipple breasts
(@)(@)
A cups
o o
D cups
(O }{ O )
Wonder bra breasts
(oYo)
Cold breasts
( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided breasts
(o)(O)
Pierced Nipple Breasts
(Q)(O)
Hanging Tassels Breasts
(p)(q)
Grandma’s Breasts
\ o / \ o /
Against The Shower Door Breasts
()()
Martha Stewart’s Breasts
($)($)
Mammogrammed Breasts
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