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Breast Feeding On The Bus

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/chijs/2259206655A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when a gorgeous woman boarded the bus, sat down next to him and started to breast feed her baby.

The baby wouldn’t take it’s food, so the woman said, “Come on sweetie, drink it all up or I’ll have to give it to this nice man sitting next to us”.

Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, “Come on, honey. Take your milk or i’ll give it to this nice man here”.

A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out, “Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off the bus four stops ago!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/chijs/2259206655

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