The Laughline
Thousands Of Really Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh

Breaking The Speed Limit

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:NY-SP_Ford_CVPI_on_Traffic_Stop.jpg

Have you ever been stopped by a state trooper for breaking the speed limit while you were driving?

I know I have, several times because the cop snuck up on me on the highway on a Sunday morning on my way into the office when the highway was clear and I wasn’t looking behind me, the third when I was just “zoned out” and forgot to slow down when the speed limit changed. The cops must have also had a different kind of radar too, because my radar detector didn’t go off until I was right on top of them, then it went crazy. A trip to court, several visits to a counsellor, but fortunately no points on my licence!

But this isn’t about me. Have a chuckle at this story about a woman who got stopped for speeding in Alabama.

Okay, I admit it, I have a lead foot and I drive way too fast.

So, I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled me over while I was driving through Alabama, doing well over the speed limit on a country road.

Crossing my fingers and hoping to get off with a warning, I tried to appear shocked when the trooper walked up to my car, nervously watching him approach in the mirror.

“I am so sorry, I have never been stopped like this before”, I said to the officer.

“What do they usually do, ma’am”, he asked, “shoot the tires out?”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:NY-SP_Ford_CVPI_on_Traffic_Stop.jpg

Income from the paid links below helps us to cover our operating costs.

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

The Laughline
WP Twitter Auto Publish Powered By : XYZScripts.com
error

Enjoy this blog? Please spread the word :)

Follow by Email