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Breakfast

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A woman asked her husband if he would like some breakfast.

“Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” she asked,

He declined, telling her, “It’s the Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

At lunchtime she again asked if he would like something to eat.

“A bowl of homemade soup, maybe with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?” his wife asked.

Again he declined her offer. “No thanks sweetheart. It’s the Viagra,” he said, “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

At dinnertime, she asked if he wanted anything to eat, offering to go to their local cafe and buy him a super hamburger.

“Or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch?” she said, “or how about a tasty stir-fry? That’ll only take a couple of minutes…?”

Once more he declined, “Again, thanks sweetheart, but it’s the Viagra. It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

“Well then,” she replied, “Would you mind getting off me? I’m bloody STARVING!”


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