Breakfast

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Vector_cup_of_coffee.svgA woman asks her husband if he would like some breakfast.

“Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?”

He declines, “It’s the Viagra,” he says, “it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

At lunchtime she again asks if he would like something.

“A bowl of homemade soup, maybe with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?”

Again he declines. “No thanks. It’s the Viagra,” he says, “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

At dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a super burger.

“Or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or how about a tasty stir-fry? That’ll only take a couple of minutes…?”

Once more he declines, “Again, thanks, but it’s the Viagra. It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

“Well then,” she replies, “Would you mind getting off me? I’m bloody STARVING!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Vector_cup_of_coffee.svg

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