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Breakdown On The Highway

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: blonde woman is driving down the highway one day when her car suffers a breakdown.

Realizing that something is obviously wrong and the car is losing power, she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road and the car comes to a halt.

The woman then carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.

Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle, where they stand facing oncoming traffic.

The pair then begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs, as drivers take their eyes off the road to wonder at the strange sight that they are seeing.

Naturally, it’s not very long before a police car shows up.

The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What the hell is going on here?”

“My car broke down”, says the woman, calmly.

“Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!” asks the cop.

And she said….

(This is good…)


(Remember, she’s a blonde…)

“Those are my emergency flashers!” she replied.

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