Three boys are in the school yard during break time and are bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper. He calls it a poem and they give him $50”.
The second boy says, “Huh that’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper. He calls it a song and they give him $100”.
The third boy says, “Well I have got you both beat hands down. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. It takes eight people to collect all the money!”
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