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Bottom Deodorant

Image used under a Collective Commons License from blonde woman walks into the drugstore, goes up to the counter and asks a clerk for some bottom deodorant.

Charlie, the friendly local pharmacist, overhears her request and is a little bemused. “We don’t sell bottom deodorant Miss. I’ve never even heard of it”.

Unfazed by his response, the blonde woman assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.

“I’m sorry, we don’t have any. We just have underarm deodorants”.

“But I always get it here”, the blonde woman says.

“Do you have the container it comes in?”, the phamacist asks her.

“Yes!” said the blonde woman, “I will go and get it”.

So, about an hour later, she returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist.

“Miss, this is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant!”, he tells her.

Annoyed, the blonde woman snatches the deodorant back and reads out loud from the package, “To apply, push up bottom… well?”

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