The wife was in the kitchen cooking boiled eggs for breakfast for her and her husband.
Her husband walked into the kitchen and immediately she turned to him and said, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment”.
Her husband, thinking that it was his lucky day, bent her over the kitchen table, spread her legs and gave her a good servicing.
Afterwards, having pondered about this unexpected morning quickie, he asked her, “What was that all about?”
His wife replied, “The egg timer’s broken!”
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