The wife was in the kitchen cooking them boiled eggs for breakfast.
Her husband walks in and immediately she turns to him and says, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment”.
Her husband, thinking it’s his lucky day, bends her over the kitchen table, spreads her legs and gives her a good servicing.
Afterwards, having pondered about this unexpected morning quickie, he says to her, “What was that all about?”
His wife replies, “The egg timer’s broken!”
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