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A man was shopping in the menswear department at Bloomingdale’s, when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman who was standing behind the sales counter.

He went up to her, smiled and said, “Good morning, madam”.

She smiled back at him pleasantly and asked “And what would you like?”

The man said, “I’d like to wrap my arms around you and squeeze you tight. Then I’d like to run my hand up and down your bottom and squeeze that. Then I’d like to run my hands along your inner thighs, up underneath your dress. When I get to your sweet womanhood, I’d like to rub that while simultaneously unbuttoning your blouse with my teeth and then suck on your beautiful breasts and bite your nipples lightly… That’s what I’d like. What I need is a new tie!”


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