The detective asks her, “Ma’am, is that your husband?”
“Yes” says the woman.
“Did you hit him with that golf club?”
“Yes, yes, I did.”
The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on face.
“How many times did you hit him?”
“I don’t know, five, six, Maybe seven times . Just put me down for a five.”
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