Bloody 5 Iron

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.pexels.com/photo/up-close-and-candid-with-clubs-702745/Police are called to an apartment in Florida and inside they find a woman who is holding a bloody 5 iron, standing over the body of a lifeless man.

The detective asks her, “Ma’am, is that your husband?”

“Yes” says the woman.

“Did you hit him with that golf club?”

“Yes, yes, I did.”

The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on face.

“How many times did you hit him?”

“I don’t know, five, six, Maybe seven times . Just put me down for a five.”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.pexels.com/photo/up-close-and-candid-with-clubs-702745/

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