“Yes, Ma’am?” replied the clerk.
The blonde woman continies, “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
“What was wrong with it?” the clerk asked.
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!” the blonde woman repied.
The librarian nodded and said, “Ahh, now I understand, so you must be the person who took our phone book”.
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