There were these two blondes, who were driving along the highway, looking for a place to stop and picnic.
The first blonde says to the other, “Let’s stop here, and have our picnic under that tree where it’s shady.”
The other says, “No! Let’s have it right here in the middle of the road, where we can be out in the sun.”
They argued about it for a bit, but finally agreed to have it in the middle of the road.
They laid out their picnic blanket, sat down and spread out all the food, when all of a sudden, a car comes speeding towards them, and has to swerve. The car ends up crashing into the tree, as the driver desperately tries to avoid hitting them.
The one blonde says to the other, “See? If we were under that tree, we’d be dead now!”
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