A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with her hand wrapped in a bloody bandage.
A nurse took her into a cubicle, unwrapped the bandage from her hand and she could see that the tip of her index finger had been shot off.
Blood was pouring out of the wound, so, the nurse quickly called for a doctor to come over and take a look.
“How on earth did this happen?” the emergency room doctor asked the woman.
“Well”, the blonde woman replied, “I was trying to commit suicide at the time”.
“What?”, sputtered the doctor. “You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?”
“No silly!” the blonde said. “First, I put the gun to my chest and I thought: I just paid $6,000 for these breast implants, I’m not shooting myself in the chest””
“So what happened then?” asked the doctor.
“Then I put the gun in my mouth”, the blonde woman said, “and I thought: I just paid $3000 to get my teeth straightened. I’m not shooting myself in the mouth”.
“So then?” the doctor asked her, intrigued.
“Well, then I put the gun to my ear”, the blonde woman said, “and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger”.
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