One ice cold but sunny winter day, a blonde woman decided that should would like to try ice fishing.
So, she packed up her fishing gear and headed to the nearest iced over area that she could find.
She proceeded to cut a hole in the ice, when suddenly a booming voice called out to her: “There are no fish under the ice!”
She turned around startled and looked, but she didn’t see anybody.
So, she went further across the ice and started to cut another hole.
Again the booming voice called out to her:” There are no fish under the ice!!”
She turned around again, but still couldn’t see anyone.
The blonde woman called out: “Is that God?”
“No”, said the booming voice, “this is the ice rink manager!!”
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