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Blonde Girl Goes For A Haircut

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A blonde girl who is wearing a pair of headphones, walks into a hair salon  and asks for a haircut.

The hair stylist looks at her and says, “You will need to take off the headphones first.”

“If I take them off I’ll die”, the girl replies.

For a while the stylist struggles around the headphones but it’s no use. There is no way that he can give the girl a decent haircut, the headphones just keep getting in the way of her hair and her ears.

Again, he asks the girl to remove the headphones.

“If I take them off I’ll die”, the blonde responds again.

The stylist continues trying to cut around the headphones but he is getting really frustrated by now.

He decides to take the headphones off for her, gently, so the girl doesn’t notice.

As soon as the headphones are removed, the blonde girl drops to the floor and passes out.

The stylist can’t believe it.

Amazed, he picks up the headphones and holds them up to his ears, and listens:

“breath in…. breath out…. breath in….”

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