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Bless My Computer

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Bless my computer. Who reading this can honestly say that they could live without their computer?

Over the last few years, we have all become accustomed to having a computer, sending and receiving emails, visiting web sites to research topics and to buy and sell things, and more recently to spend countless hours visiting social media sites and playing computer games.

Even though a lot of people might use theiir smartphone more, could you really survive without your trusty computer?

I certainly couldn’t, so here’s a little poem entitled “Bless My Computer”.  I don’t know who wrote it, but nice work!


Lord, please bless my computer.
It means so much to me.
Make sure the hard drive doesn’t fail,
And keep it virus free.

Keep the fan a’humming,
And the keyboard keys from sticking,
Keep the big screen clean for me,
And keep the mouse a’clickin.

Clear out my temp files,
So they don’t get too big.
Make sure I have room to save…
I need at least a gig!

You may not think it’s so important
To watch over this machine,
But inside these metal components,
Live many friends unseen.

Each of them is special to me,
And I would be so crushed,
If I didn’t have this computer of mine,
So we could keep in touch.


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