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I just rushed home from work, pulled my wife into the bedroom, threw her on the bed and pulled the blankets over us.

In a state of shock and anticipation, she said to me, “Oh Roger, you haven’t been like this for 20 years”

I twisted my arm and said, “Maggie, look at my new watch, it glows in the dark”


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