Murphy went to see the doctor because he had ended up with a bladder infection.
As you might imagine a bladder infection can be rather painful and Murphy put off seeing the doctor for as long as possible, but finally the pain became too much to bare and so he made an appointment.
The doctor examined Murphy and said, “I might as well give you a prostate exam while you are here, just to be sure”.
So Murphy, rather reluctantly, pulled his pants down to his ankles and bent over as the doctor requested.
The doctor said, “Open your legs wide, I am going to use two fingers”.
Murphy, in a mild panic said, “Wait, two fingers? what for?”
The doctor said, “No need to worry, I’m making sure I get a second opinion”.
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