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Black Puppies

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A man went to see the vet one day, carrying a litter of black puppies in a box. He asked the vet if he could give them their first set of vaccinations.

The vet counted the puppies and for ready to give them their vaccinations, then he realised that the balls of fluff that were squirming around in the box all looked alike, so it would be almost impossible to know which ones he had vaccinated and which ones he hadn’t.

Suddenly the vet had a great idea, so he turned on the tap, wet his fingers and gave each puppy a wet mark on it’s head after it had been vaccinated.

The client, who had been watching the proceedings, suddenly went quiet and starred at the vet.

As the vet made a wet mark on the last of the puppies, the man said to him, “I know the puppies had to be vaccinated, but I didn’t know they needed to be baptized too!”

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