A husband and wife had a bitter argument on the day of their 20th wedding anniversary.
I’m not really sure how it all started, but you know what it’s like. Someone said or did something, the other one moaned about it and things just escalated from there.
If the argument didn’t start about sex, it surely ends up being about it by the time it’s over and done with.
Sadly, I’ve been there and done that too many times in my life, but that’s another story.
Anyway, this particular argument was just going to hell in a handcart and eventually the frustrated husband yelled at his wife, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever!”
“Oh yeah?” his wife replied. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last”
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