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Birthday Present For The Wife

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife, “Darling, what would you like for your birthday present?”

Wife: “I really don’t think I should say”.

Husband: “Well, how about a diamond ring?”

Wife: “You know I don’t care much for diamonds”.

Husband: “How about a mink coat then?”

Wife: “You know I do not like furs.”

Husband: “A golden necklace?”

Wife: “I already have three of those.”

Husband: “Well, i’m struggling for ideas, what would you like?

Wife: “What I’d really like is a divorce!”

Husband: “Hmmm, I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”

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