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Billy Bob

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One day, the sheriff was cruising around town when he saw local redneck Billy Bob walking around town, with nothing on except his boots.

The sheriff pulled over and said to him, “Billy Bob, what in tarnation are you doing walking around town dressed like that?”

Billy Bob replied, “Well Sheriff, me and Mary Lou was down on the farm and we started a-cuddlin’. Mary Lou said maybe we should go into the barn and we did. Inside the barn we started a kissing and a cuddlin’ and things got pretty hot and heavy”.

“Carry on Billy Bob”, the sheriff said, expecting to hear a raunchy story and truth be known he rather fancied Mary Lou himself.

Billy Bob continued, “Well, then Mary Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. Well, I took off all my clothes except my boots. Then Mary Lou lay herself on the hay and said to me, Okay Billy Bob, let’s go to town!”

The sheriff listened in anticipation, waiting for Billy Bob to take a breath and continue.

So Billy Bob continued, “Well Sheriff, I guess I’m the first one here”.

People like Billy Bob are kind of special aren’t they. Scary thing is they are allowed to vote!

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