An Irishman was in his local pub the other night when he overheard these three really big women, who were seated at the bar, all drinking and talking loudly.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he approached and asked them in his best attempt at a Scottish accent, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?”
One of the big women turned round and screeched angrily at him, “It’s Wales… Wales you bloody idiot!”
So the man apologised and replied, “I am so sorry Madam, my mistake. So, are you three whales from Scotland?”
And that’s the last thing he remembered apparently…
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