An Irishman was in his local the other night when he overheard three really big women who were seated at the bar, drinking and talking loudly.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he approached and asked them, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?”
One of them screeched angrily at him, “It’s Wales… Wales you bloody idiot!”
So the man apologised and replied, “I am so sorry, my mistake. Are you three whales from Scotland?”
And that’s the last thing he remembered…