I went to the bar last night and saw a big woman dancing on a table.
When I say big, I mean BIG! She was huge, and she was wobbling all over the place as she girated around on the table.
I wandered over to her and said, “Good legs.”
The woman giggled and said, “Do you really think so?”
I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”
That cost me 6 stitches and a sore lip, but her reaction was priceless.