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Big Woman

I went to the bar last night and saw a big woman dancing on a table.

When I say big, I mean BIG! She was huge, and she was wobbling all over the place as she girated around on the table.

I wandered over to her and said, “Good legs.”

The woman giggled and said, “Do you really think so?”

I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

That cost me 6 stitches and a sore lip, but her reaction was priceless.

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