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Big Arse

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: couple who had been married for a few years were out working in the garden together one sunny afternoon.

As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, “Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your arse is getting huge. It’s starting to resemble an elephant’s arse. I bet it’s as big as the gas grill now”.

The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yard stick, measured the grill and then measured his wife’s arse.

“Oh yeah”, he said, “just as I thought, your arse is just about the same size as that gas grill”.

The wife naturally got very angry and decided to let her husband do the gardening on his alone.

She went inside, put on a DVD that she knew her husband didn’t like, and didn’t speak to him for the rest of the day.

That evening, when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, “How about it honey? How about a little lovemaking?”

The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.

“What’s the matter?” he asked.

She replied, “You don’t think I am going to fire up this big arse grill for one little weenie, do you?”

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