A nine year old girl was being taught the Bible by her grandmother and after a while, she was becoming quite knowlegeable about what she had learned.
Her grandmother was really pleased with her granddaughter’s progress, until one day when she asked her this question:
“Which virgin was the mother of Jesus?”
He grandmother wasn’t really sure how to answer this strange question and was thinking about how to answer when the little girl continued…
“Was it the Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?”
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