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Before It Gets Started

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A man walked into a bar and yelled out to the bartender, “Quick, give me a glass of beer, before it gets started!”

The bartender looked at him as if he was crazy, “What started mate?! What are you talking about?!”

“I don’t have time for questions, just give me the beer, faster!” the man replied.

He drank the beer and yelled at the bartender again. “One more beer, come on, hurry up, before it gets started!”

“Before what gets started?” asked the bartender, just as puzzled as before.

“Never mind, just give me my beer!” the man said.

He drank the second glass and continued, “Third glass, faster, before it gets started! Just do it!”

Finally, the bartender asked the man, “Hey, are you going to pay for those beers or what?”

The man replied, “Damn, it started…”

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