I was on the train the other day and asked a beautiful woman who was sitting next to me, “I love the perfume you are wearing, what is it called? I would like to buy some for my wife!”
The woman replied, “I wouldn’t give it to your wife if I was you. Some idiot will only find an excuse to talk to her!”
That kind of halted me in my tracks.
Tracks, get it? Train, tracks… oh never mind…
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