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You know how a beautiful girl or a beautiful woman is always a reason for men getting into trouble. Here’s a good story for you about a man and a beautiful girl.

One night Jeff walked into a pub and he saw his friend Paul who was slumped over the bar.

He walked over and asked Paul what was wrong with him.

“Well”, replied Paul, “You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her”.

“Yes”, replied Jeff with a laugh, “she’s some beautiful woman, really hot stuff”.

“Well”, said Paul, straightening up, “I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed”.

“That’s great”, Jeff replied, “When are you going out?”

“I went to meet her this evening”, continued Paul, “but I was worried I’d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped it to my leg, so if I did get an erection, it wouldn’t show”.

“Sensible idea”, Jeff commented, “I like your way of thinking”.

“So I got to her front door”, Paul said, “and I rang her doorbell. She opened the door slowly and I could see that she was wearing the sheerest, sexiest, dress that you ever saw”.

“And what happened then?” asked Jeff.

“I kicked her in the face”.

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