Jeff walks into a bar, and he sees his friend Paul who is slumped over the bar.
He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong.
“Well,” replies Paul, “You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her.
“Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh.
“Well,” says Paul, straightening up, “I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”
“That’s great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”
“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Paul, “but I was worried I’d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped ‘it‘ to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show”.
“Sensible idea” says Jeff.
“So I get to her door,” says Paul, “and I rang her doorbell. She opened the door slowly, and she was wearing the sheerest, sexiest, dress that you ever saw.”
“And what happened then?” asked Jeff.
“I kicked her in the face.”
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