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Bank Robbery

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A man pulled a balaclava over his head and went into a bank, aiming to commit a bank robbery.

The robber went straight up to one of the cashiers, pulled out a gun and demanded that they hand over all of their money.

Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked him, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man replied, “Yes sir, I did”.

The robber then pointed his gun at the man’s forehead and shot him, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man replied, “No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did!”


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