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Bagels And Cream Cheese

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A young couple were worried about their three year old son, so they took him to see doctor Abraham.

With some hesitation and embarrassment, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health and generally developing well, they were concerned about his rather small manhood.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him bagels with cream cheese. That should solve the problem”.

The next morning, when the boy came down to breakfast, there was a large stack of warm bagels and cream cheese on a plate in the middle of the table.

“Wow Mommy”, the boy exclaimed. “Are those all for me?”

“Just take two”, his mother replied. “The rest are for your father”.

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