Baby’s First Examination

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/en/doctor-medicine-man-medical-2025725/A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first examination.

After a few minutes, the doctor arrived, and proceeded to examine the baby.

He checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked the woman if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

“Breast-fed”, the woman replied.

“Well, strip down to your waist”, the doctor ordered.

The woman did as the doctor ordered.

He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said to her, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk”.

“I know”, the woman replied, “I’m his Grandma not his mother, but I’m sure glad I came!!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/en/doctor-medicine-man-medical-2025725/

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