A man is at the movie theater watching a movie that he has wanted to see ever since he saw the trailer months before.
However, he couldn’t hear the dialogue properly, because of the constant chatter of the two women who were sitting in front of him.
All through the movie they just kept talking and talking, and finally unable to bear it any longer, he leaned forward, tapped one of them on the shoulder and said “Excuse me, I can’t hear.”
“I should hope not,” one woman replied sharply. “This is a private conversation.”
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