Aspirin

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.pexels.com/photo/aspirin-disease-dwarf-flu-73273/A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “Your Resume is phenomenal. You have graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we would hire you without a second thought”.

He continues, “However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we are afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I’m sorry, but we can’t hire you.”

“But wait”, the man says. “If I take two aspirin, I’ will stop winking!”

“Really? Great! Show me!”, says the interniewer.

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket, and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

“Well,” said the interviewer, “that’s all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!”

“Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man!”, says the jon applicant.

“Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?”, asks the interviewer.

“Oh, that,” he sighed. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.pexels.com/photo/aspirin-disease-dwarf-flu-73273/

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