A man with a winking problem applied for a position as a sales representative for a large distribution company.
At his job interview, the interviewer looked over his papers and said, “Your Resume is phenomenal. You have graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we would hire you without a second thought”.
The interviewer continued, “However, a sales representative has a highly visible position and we are afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I’m sorry, but we can’t hire you.”
“But wait”, the man said. “If I take two aspirin, I’ will stop winking!”
“Really? Great! Show me!”, the interniewer replied.
So, the applicant reached into his jacket pocket and began pulling out all sorts of condoms. He pulled out red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms.
Finally, at the bottom, he found a packet of aspirin.
He tore it open, swallowed the pills and within about 30 seconds, he stopped winking.
“Well”, said the interviewer, “that’s all well and good, but this is a respectable company and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!”
“Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man!”, the job applicant replied.
“Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?”, asked the interviewer.
“Oh, that,” he sighed. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking and asked for aspirin?”
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