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As I Lay On My Bed

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As I lay on my bed I couldn’t stop thinking about you. I felt this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I couldn’t forget last night.

You came to me unexpectedly during the hot, humid still of the night and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body.

You started to bite my body without any guilt or humiliation and you drove me crazy while you sucked me dry.

Finally I went to sleep and today when I woke up, you were gone.

I searched for you but, to no avail. Only the sheets bore witness to the events of last night.

My body still shows your marks, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you.

As soon you appear, I will quickly grab you and I won’t let you go.

I will hold you with all my strength so this time you won’t disappear.

I won’t rest until I squeeze your blood out. You damned irritating friggin’ mosquito!

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