A plane leaves Los Angeles LAX International Airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His co-pilot joining him in the cockpit is Chinese. It’s the first time that they have flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate that there is a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters under his breath, “I don’t like Chinese.”
“No rike Chinese?” asks the co-pilot, hearing what the captain said. “Why not rike Chinese?”
“You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why!” the captain responds angrily.
“No, no,” the co-pilot protests, “Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.”
“Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese.. doesn’t matter, you’re all alike!” the captain says.
There is a few minutes of silence…
“No rike Jews!” the co-pilot suddenly announces.
“Why not?” asks the captain.
“Jews sink Titanic,” the co-pilot responds.
“Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!” exclaims the captain, “It was an iceberg!”
“Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, no mattah… all same!”