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Are You Tired Of The Battle Of The Sexes?

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Are you tired of the battle between the sexes?

Let’s be honest, men and women are different. There’s no question about it.

People are often arguing over what women or men do wrong, and it’s time to put an end to it once and for all.

So, instead of focusing on the negative qualities of men and women, why not celebrate the positive qualities that each of the sexes possesses.

Let’s start with women:

  • Women are compassionate, and loving, and caring.
  • Women cry when they are happy.
  • Women are always doing little things to show they care.
  • They will stop at nothing to get what they think is best for their children (best school, best food, best clothes)
  • Women have the ability to keep smiling when they are so tired they can hardly stand up.
  • They know how to turn a simple meal into an occasion.
  • Women know how to get the most for their money
  • They know how to comfort a sick friend.
  • Women bring joy and laughter to the world.
  • They know how to entertain children for hours on end!
  • They are honest and loyal.
  • Women have a will of iron under that soft exterior.
  • They will go the extra mile to help a friend in need.
  • Women are easily brought to tears by injustice.
  • They know how to make a man feel like a king.
  • Women make the world a much happier place to live.

Now, for the Men:

  • Men are good at moving heavy things and killing spiders.

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