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Are You The Defendant In This Case?

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The judge read out the charges, then asked Murphy, who was standing in the dock, “Are you the defendant in this case?”

“No sir, your honor, sir”” Murphy replied. “I’ve got a Solicitor to do the defending. I’m the guy who done it”.


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