A man walked into a restaurant and saw a sign that read, “Order anything you want. We will give you $300 if we are unable to serve you any entrée that you order.”
So, the man went into the restaurant, sat down, and told the waitress he wanted elephant liver on rye.
The waitress took the order and left.
All of a sudden, the man heard terrible noises coming from the kitchen. There was the sound of feet stamping, screaming and the banging of pots and pans. It went on and on for ages.
The noise finally stopped, and the cook appeared from the kitchen.
He slapped down $300 in front of the customer and said, “I can’t believe it. We’re out of rye.”
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