“Margaret”, her friend Helen asked thoughtfully one day, “what would you do if you caught your husband cheating with another woman?”
“Another woman with MY husband?”, Margaret replied, “I’ve never thought about it, let me think…”
So Margaret thought it over, and said to her friend, “Let’s see. First, I would break her cane. Then I would shoot her guide dog. Finally, I would call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from”.