The nurse started the examination with some basic questions.
“How much do you weigh?” she asked me.
“135 pounds”, I replied.
The nurse then had me stand on the scales.
It turns out my weight is actually 180 pounds!
The nurse then asked me, “How tall are you?”
“5 foot 4 inches”, I replied.
The nurse checked my height and said that actually, I only measure 5 foot 2 inches.
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high.
“Of course it’s high!”, I screamed, “When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”
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