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Annual Health Check

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/waltstoneburner/3373248256I went to the doctor today to get my annual health check.

The nurse started the examination with some basic questions.

“How much do you weigh?” she asked me.

“135 pounds”, I replied.

The nurse then had me stand on the scales.

It turns out my weight is actually 180 pounds!

The nurse then asked me, “How tall are you?”

“5 foot 4 inches”, I replied.

The nurse checked my height and said that actually, I only measure 5 foot 2 inches.

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high.

“Of course it’s high!”, I screamed, “When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”


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