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Annual Check Up

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A 90 year old man is having his annual check-up.

The doctor asks him how he is doing.

“I’ve never been better!” he replies. “I have an 18 year old bride who is pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?”

The doctor considers this for a moment and then says: “Well, let me tell you a story:

I know a guy who is an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day, he is in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he walks in the woods near a creek and he spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. *BAM*, the beaver drops dead in front of him”.

“That’s impossible!”, says the old man in disbelief. “Someone else must have shot that beaver!”

“Exactly!”, replied the doctor.

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